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Loz: ‘Let’s write.’
Jo: ‘Erm, dunno. Some people have so much to say, but so much of it’s bulls**t.’
Loz: ‘That’s true. But I can’t really claim to be any different.’
Jo: ‘Don’t say anything if it isn’t worth saying.’
Loz: ‘Are you a qualified philosopher?’
Jo: ‘Well, now you come to mention it, I have a 1000 metres swimming certificate, but no philosophy qualification.’
Loz: ‘1000 metres? That’s quite impressive actually. Are you Michael Phelps in disguise? If so, you have nice pecs.’
Jo: ‘Why thank you, but no, I’m not Michael Phelps.’
Loz: ‘Ok good. Lets talk music shall we?’
Jo: ‘Why ruin a perfectly intriguing blog spot...?’
Loz: ‘Should I not mention then, that at this precise moment, you and I should be working on our single “Thrill of the Night”?’
Jo: ‘What a seamless link, you should work in Radio.’
Loz: ‘Chortle chortle.’